About Us

Welcome to Pawsonality Disorder — the support group for people raising beautifully unhinged animals.

We believe your dog isn’t “bad,” they just have… behavioral flair.
Selective hearing? That’s Command Avoidance Disorder.
Steals food off the counter? Classic Compulsive Counter-Surfing Syndrome.
Loses their mind when the mailman exists? Textbook Borderline Barkality Disorder.

Sound familiar? You’re our kind of people.

At Pawsonality Disorder, we turn the everyday chaos of pet ownership into wearable comedy. Our designs are made for the humans who know their pet is equal parts adorable, dramatic, and emotionally unstable.

Because let’s be honest—your dog doesn’t need training... they need a diagnosis.

For the Pet Parents Who Get It

This brand is for people who:

Apologize to guests before the dog enters the room
Have lost meals to a “counter incident”
Own a leash-reactive little psychopath they’d still die for
Refer to their pet as a goblin, menace, or furry criminal

We see you.

More Than Apparel

We make shirts for dog lovers with a dark sense of humor and zero interest in boring pet merch. Every design is an inside joke for people living with lovable chaos.

Because “Live, Love, Bark” was never your vibe.